Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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Comments (152)
ReynshineCutting 10
It's probably a barn apartment and those can be pretty nice. I may put a cot in our barn once I move back home so I can sleep in there when mares are due to go into labor, so an apartment is much better. At least they're heated and air conditioned.
ReynshineCutting 10
39 I so envy you right now. I'm stuck finishing college instead of working with our foals and helping train our 2 year olds. Jealous!
rmcke93 0
I've seen some nice looking barns
ballroomg 0
mmm...! u + me = fun in barn ))))
IamVexatious 0
seriously are u that bad at pickup lines?
NTimmy 2
That's not even an fml...
qtipthemighty 0
My house is a 200 hundred year old farmhouse/barn. Stop complaining it's really not that bad.
domgian99 3
its either a farmhouse or a barn ur obviously dont know what ur talking about or your lying
wispywee 0
isnt that your fault?
j_cat187 20
I live in a trashcan
loserman67 36
Please be honest and tell us all your name is Oscar
oops_im_fucked 8
I like your pic.
dingoman 15
and you stil can afford a computer or phone?
loserman67 36
When do you "moooove in"? The place can't be that "baaaaad". Does it get your goat to have to live in a barn? Does the landlord seem a little "sheepish"? I hope it's not a "pig sty". Be careful if it is a drafty barn, you might wind up a little "hoarse". Sorry gang. couldn't help myself - too easy of a target
leadman1989 16
Naaaahhhh, that was cocka-doodle-dooo Srry I couldnt come up with one for win >.
skyttlz 32
Win
IamVexatious 0
is it red and white?
AShadowSoul 1
Lol that sucks I just moderated this FML