Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Welllllllll, to be fair... and you have to be honest now... are you applying for this barn residence because you're always on the move, traveling from town to town selling your skills as the country's best Cooler to the most deserved of small-town-bar-owners? This post was worded as a destitute observation regarding a supposedly bleak circumstance... yet it has the potential to turn into an adventure of Swayze-like proportions. Not enough available information; jury is out.
picabo889 11
i love how everyone is romanticizing living in a barn!! i cannot imagine it being that fun!
apllk29 0
haha
MissyBoo13 0
I don't get it.
abbybailey204 19
So, I live above a barn. U got a problem with that?
heaber_nicole_fml 0
just curious, how do you afford to get on the internet to post this? save the money for a real place to live? just saying...
Cinn_fml 23
There are so many places that have free wifi.
omgnoway123 0
No one told you to apply
randomburger 7
Is op by any chance a cow?
Steffi 26
I assume it's a renovated barn.
Fireflight6 9
...I'm sorry, what??