Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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Comments (152)
denvan 0
When you get it sing BINGO
sandyandellie 5
'nuff said.
Babalu722 3
I think OP will enjoy the moo-ve :D
Bandz_fml 3
Today I read the shortest FML I've ever looked at. And it made little sense! FML.
Lanceeden 12
This was hard to select on an iPod.
tmmundy 17
# 89...I couldn't agree more. it took me a couple tries and I have small fingers..lol.
Randuhh_17 4
I'm awesome...got it the first try!...:)
False_Stupidity 42
No prob here either selecting this on my iPhone and I've got fat fingers...
Moota 9
Why?...
CareFace 16
So he could post a stupid FML. :D
lamAzn 0
prob hes poor.?$$
avatar0810 15
What's wrong with living in a barn?
CryMoreFMLs 15
OP, I accept your application. Just don't touch the midget in the corner. He's pretty pissed about being moved out of the basement.
crazychick1269 7
#26... everything
phoebe333 2
Just about EVERYTHING.
QueenQuay77 10
nothing is wrong wit living in a barn especially if u like to keep the door open
hallix 21
He's trying out this new religious thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
ciarafox9 9
That would be so fun! Just make sure NEVER to have a flame in there!
nebula748 14
Beats the streets.
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
iTroll :D
manic_maniac11 13
You have to apply for that?!?!
Majstr 23
To make an ass of yourself.
QueenQuay77 10
6- I no rite that's what I was thinkin, I wudnt have applied, I wudve told the animals to move over and make room lmao!!
marinus_fml 20
You can sing Old mcDonalds farm every night without sounding like a dick.
HomeAl0ne 20
e i e i ewwwwwwww
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Mirorbo 27
****. I just realized the question is wrong. It's "were you raised in a barn?" So much for being witty. I'm going to bed.
BelleBelle_fml 11
It's ok, we all have our temporary lapses in sanity. Some just last longer than others...
Mirorbo 27
Sanity? What is that?
BelleBelle_fml 11
I can't remember, it's been so long...
CryMoreFMLs 15
I've never had any to begin with.
loserman67 36
That would actually kind of kick ass to be able to say that to someone and not be sarcastic
perdix 31
You could have saved this one. If someone says ,"Were you born in a barn?," you could reply, "No, but I was rejected from living in one. The neighbors complained of the smell."
kings1fan 6
Today, I posted the shortest FML ever.
Mirorbo 27
I think the shortest so far is: Today, Michael Jackson died, FML I COULD be wrong though. That's the shortest I remember.
BelleBelle_fml 11
21- That was a sad day. :(
Ishq786 12
Did you try the white house?
itsalanis 25
make the most of it. make it pretty, too! c:
Hunts160 5
ya pose on the tractor.