Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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Comments (152)
teyyoshi 19
??????
phoebe333 2
Hell of a lot better.
Parazad 16
Metaphorically or are you living in an actual barn?
unmistakablyamaz 4
I know a couple who lived in a barn. They converted it into a house on the inside. You'd never know the difference and it's one of the nicest homes I've ever seen. Just because it's a barn doesn't mean it's a dump or that the inside actually looks/feels like a barn. It could look amazing on the inside and maybe OP just thinks they're too good to live in a barn home because it was a barn first.
ednusi 7
i hope you dont smoke
eurostar710 11
I think that sounds fun. I'll trade places with you :)
shybear15 0
Just like on sims :D
FYL_dude 1
0_o wut? Lol
kyarush 10
How nice lol
mylifepwnz 0
And you are rich enough to afford a computer/iPod to weight this...
Multiwhore 7
If he/she is telling the truth then he/she probably wrote it in a library.