Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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onefinemess 11
I like #9, I thought you were funny. There are a lot of people that have lost their homes and apartments due to the economy. You just applied to live somewhere. Be happy, you're ahead of a lot of people!
Cinn_fml 23
^This. Also, we don't know the state of the barn, it's possible that there's been at least some conversion to make it habitable. Besides, if the OP's applied to live there, then the alternative is worse.
OfficeNinja 5
at least there will not be any pet restrictions!
TheRealTallGuy 3
You have to start somewhere
MizzErikaHart 8
Or end
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well this COULD be a step up in the off chance that OP is homeless. However, in the sucking economy, it's more likely that a barn is a step or two below OP's previous housing. Fyl OP.
balenciagaaaaa 0
Jesus.
rattusrattus 19
If its a converted barn, and its a good job, then you don't have much to complain about. If its an actual barn with animals etc, then, FYL. Double FYL if you get kicked out around Christmas because the owner is host to the annual nativity play.
samwhambam 3
lmfao
assim 7
Its kinda cool to live in a barn pretty big two floors and u can renovate it.I hope it's in good good condition
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Hey if you enjoy farm animals it can't possibly any better. Cows are the best!
lrm10 1
Asshole. It's not as bad as it seems
astarazhna 1
You may be onto something :)
sambam_454 0
You don't know that...
iAintEvenMad 0
Well at least your children will be proud to say they were raised in a barn.