Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Outfoxed
Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Social parasites
Today, I was rejected from the 25th rental I applied to in the last two months. I give up. Guess I'm stuck living with my mother forever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Family man
Today, I had to turn down a huge job promotion that would have meant a bigger salary and more benefits because it would have required me to move, and my wife and kids absolutely refuse to leave behind the farm we live on or all the animals. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Anonymous
The Good Life
Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Get out
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
Anonimo
Monserrato, Italy
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Now if someone yells at you and says "Do you live in a barn or something?!" You can say "Yes. Yes I do."
Moota 9
Why?...
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Comments (152)
hellbilly205 17
Today, this fml was hard to cick on, due to being on an ipod. FML
leadman1989 16
Finally we'll get some revenge on those damn pigs. Also this gives you the unique ability to yell "I am not an animal!!! I am a human being!!!" And have it make any sense. :)
astarazhna 1
That actually doesn't sound half bad. then again, I had my screws busted loose years ago
aliecat1014 0
have fun!
WTFitsBob 4
Say Hi to the animals for me! :D
xoconnie 8
LOL FAIL
imthatguythatdid 0
Im on an ipod an it took me a couple of tries to open this FML
EmmyBabe_fml 0
That's actually pretty cool... make the best of it:)
oops_im_fucked 8
You can move into my barn. let me just move my cowshit collection and you'll be nice and comfy op :)
FatMan23 10
My cow shit collection is bigger...
oops_im_fucked 8
Doubt it, I been adding to uncle randy's pile since I was just a boy and he was around for the cow shit eruption of '87...
Joliemarie_fml 0
Is there a cow?