Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
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npk88 0
that really sucks...what a bitch.
30Degrees_Below0 0
That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.
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30Degrees_Below0 0
That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.
murphythadog 0
This is only a FML because this dude is so pathetic he didn't even know how to play this off in his favor by telling the new guy "thanks for taking this crazy bitch off my hands"
SumKid_fml 0
Ur X is messed up. U should be glad u 2 broke up.
perdix 31
She probably wanted you to pick up the check, too! If you tell me you did, I'm going to have to personally kick you in the crotch and give you a serious bruise where your testicles should have been!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Didn't you know? The OP's ex keeps his balls in her purse.
Newbie21 1
why would she do that? are both "trying" to just be friends?
alexisthename 0
That's what I was thinking. Some people are so desperate to keep their ex (who they're still in love with) in their lives, so they agree to being friends with them. Secretly, they hope the ex will one day remember how great the relationship once was and give them a second chance. OP, if the above scenario is correct, YDI.
tisiphone_fml 0
Like everybody else here, my question for both of you is -why-?
MinaXmassacre 0
Unless you guys decided to just be friends, there's no reason for her to show you her new boyfriend. She's being immature in that case.
SonOfDetroit 0
What a flithy bitch! She might still want you, but don't give in. Move right along. Plenty of fish in the sea, friend.
kernbre 0
glad I'm not you
Namenlos_fml 20
Your fault for hoping. she's an ex for a reason.