Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
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npk88 0
that really sucks...what a bitch.
30Degrees_Below0 0
That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.
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Comments (99)
mj2123 0
That's just cruel of her. And it's not "women" who think this is appropriate - it's passive aggressive bitches.
ashasash_ 0
ohh slap a bitch lol. no. shes either trying to make you jealous or shes just tryin to rub it in your face. but if its intentional i would seriously slap her. damn hoes.
hp72396 0
I have a feeling there is more to this. they probably are good friends so she wante him to meet her new bf.
corme_fml 0
If they were good friends she would have warned him she was bringing her boyfriend, so he would have a choice to come or bring a date himself. Not only is that awkward as an ex seeing her with her new boyfriend... but now he has to deal with being the third wheel at the table.
ccbooya18 0
wow what a bitch
daman1 0
Pay the hottest chick you can find, then do the same thing.
BikerMike 0
should have asked if she wanted a 3 way
PentiumBawls8 0
I suggest you invite her to dinner with her mom sitting on your lap!!
psyc213 1
I second this motion #23 has presented.
alexandraa_fml 0
They can play ridey horsey!
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2
I'm sorry, that's just cruel, but it's obvious that she still had feelings for you and wanted to make you jealous, either that or just put you through Hell.... Good luck with that...
ontheloose 0
ya'll keep saying shes a bitch but in a way its the OP's fault
ElMundio87 0
not really
hannahwaffles 0
That is ****** up D: