Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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chili10 18
I told my mom that same thing except she told me that if she ever saw him again she would cut his balls off..
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Let's see, we've got lasagna, seafood, you're going to burn in Hell for ******* my daughter, enchiladas, tacos, pizza, and steak! Take you're pick."
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Comments (147)
zenti 2
I find it to be pretty weird that the mother would condemn the boyfriend for doing something that the daughter took part in as well. If he's going to burn in hell for having sex, then surely she will, too.
ChiefLancaster 0
So,, What was for dinner that night??? You never told us...
youre_all_idiots 0
"so would you like some steak, eternal hell fire-oh, i have some hot dogs in the freezer. Go on, take your pick." lol i find it weird that she apparently has the power to condemn others to hell. silly people who think they're powerful :)
hanzoo 0
hahaa thats hilarious, he's probably never been terrified and hungry at the same time.
ruairiwright 0
What did she say? "do you want some-**** YOU TO HELL!!!!-steak for dinner, dear?" :) jk
Heavensweety2 2
What os wrong with u? You slept with your brother?
rocker_chick23 27
Uh...No, she slept with her BOYFRIEND. Where the **** did you get brother from in the FML?
ermahgerd1236 6
Religious freaks make e sick, pond scum
maspeno6 6
This is why I hate religion.
shotgun_girl 17
Why is there no illustrated FML of this?
Xenolythic 14
I think the conversation went a little like this Hi miss op Hi (op's biyfriend) what would, I condemn you to hell. like for dinner