Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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coolkid_matt 11
hahaha :D awkward
Badtz_maru_fml 0
-Insert awkward silence-
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Comments (193)
fredandct 0
lol that sux :p
jackiemoonthepro 5
so do your glasses
Temi25 6
ikr
HeavyMetalViking 0
That's what she did according to her father.
bbucaro98 0
her dad is a player
catrav77 0
15 - How was that related to 1's comment at all...?
Blueglasscup 18
Harsh 8. Even if it might be somewhat true... Btw am I the only one who anticipated for OP to say her boyfriend said "yes"!? Certainly was a change from what you usually see on FML when I read on.
sterlingarcher 1
omg that is so awkward and weird... sucks to be you op..
futtbuck101 1
Threesome?
andrew_thomson 9
pedophile dad win!
coolkid_matt 11
hahaha :D awkward
urdirtyolduncle 15
I guess a little more alcohol was needed to make that "joke" funny.
ckyorelse 18
yeah, why so serious?
pwincessa23 1
I'm sure it was akward but seriosly why would he think it's funny. btw, I love the joker.
nalia18 8
-barfs-
futtbuck101 1
Threesome?
mkbella123 14
because he was drunk.
GigglePony 13
That dad is EPIC! OP, get over it.
kcluna 6
Can't stop laughing on this FML!!
lunaXXdennice 0
this FML is hilarious! but seriously the OP's dad is a creep...but funny at the same time o.o
GigaPudding_fml 24
Wincest!
jackiemoonthepro 5
drinksest?
HeavyMetalViking 0
it ain't winning till she's whining!
Payniac 11
i love how people who comment "wincest" on fmls either get tons of thumbs up or tons of thumbs down
savs11 13
It's because some people can take a joke and some cannot.
Haidy 9
wincest as in supernatural winchesters?
kiaralove53 0
FYL op... that's hilarious
freelove_fml 2
It wasn't funny cause he did have sex with you?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yeahhhhh I don't really get it either :S or maybe were both dumb 92 haha :)
Badtz_maru_fml 0
-Insert awkward silence-
Jonkbaby 23
did I mention my name is Awkward Silence?
Mitcha857 0
no 48, no that's not winning
haileemarie7 6
Another gay baby was born....
SuperDerp 8
awkward silence so awkward you can taste it
whoisthisgirl 4
I enjoyed #6 lol
xjessxjessx 0
lol tht is kinda creepy lol
dezinspaaace 0
LMFAO! fyl indeed op. omg that just made my morning.
Livinia 11
Eww... That's just creepy and life scarring.
Victorfoo 0
Hey ;)
EvilPotato 15
Wow I can actually taste the awkward.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Does it taste like sweaty balls?
Dethh 0
You would like to know, wouldnt you
elmogoezRAWR 0
that's a win because you're picture is of amazing deliciousness
SunDropGirl 0
and I can taste the French fries in your picture! man haven't hardly eaten in 2 days so sick!
EvilPotato 15
ha lol I onpurposely said the "taste" part because of my picture. (not) *cough* *cough*
iLazy 0
Since it wasn't funny, does it mean he has done it before?
TOMTHEMITCH 0
she wish he had =P
CaroAurelia 12
I don't think that's ever a funny joke, regardless of whether or not it actually happened.