Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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TheRealStunts 27
At least she didnt dump your cheating ass. Be thankful.
Zlunder 19
You can say life gave you another chance.
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Comments (37)
xxDeeStar 27
If you're reading this buddy, understand that you are a ridiculous jerk for cheating. You do know you can do a thing called "break up" before you decide to sleep with someone else. It's really not that hard. On a side note, how is this a FML? If anything, FHL.
GakTheFaQ 14
Ooh, if you were my boyfriend, I'd kick you ass straight to China. YDI, OP. I hope she forgave you and that you're trying to improve yourself to be a better boyfriend
xxDeeStar 27
FHL, not yours. Cheating is never an option. I don't understand why people don't just break-up instead of cheating. Ridiculous.
Ise_fml 6
You should make her understand that you're telling the truth. Her reaction might be due to a form of shock - that she can't believe such a thing happened to her. I hope you make her understand that you weren't lying and that you will take the consequences that comes with cheating (like if she breaks up)
rustybucket 24
You should be thankful. I would've beat your ass into the ground. Take this as an opportunity to be less of a shitty person.
howdmynosego 12
You did the right thing admitting it. It's brave and I respect that
ATPR_4 9
She's a crazy one. Any woman that laughs after her man says he cheated is bloody coo coo... And now your stuck with her, that's what your cheating ass gets.
wwiillmm 12
Why is everyone on this app such an ass. Yes they cheated, and yes that's wrong but clearly they felt bad enough to risk their relationship and admit it. Everyone makes mistakes and heat of the moment decisions. Give them a break as long as they don't make the same mistake again
InfiniteSunshine 32
Cheating isn't a "mistake," you don't just slip and fall into a ****** or on a dick. It's a deliberate, selfish act where the person has no regard for how their actions will hurt other people. How hard is it to think to yourself "if I do this, how would it make my SO feel?" It doesn't just hurt them either, cheating hurts everyone, family, friends, especially if you have kids. By cheating, you're showing that you're a selfish, deceptive, manipulative, liar, and instead of making a situation easier and just leaving, you chose to make it 10x more difficult and painful. How is anyone supposed to trust you? Not to mention, when you sleep with someone else that your SO doesn't know about, even if protected, you're potentially putting their health at risk too. Also, cheaters usually don't admit it because they feel guilty, they admit it because they're afraid of getting caught so they to just get it out there to show that they're honest and being the bigger person. But if they were truly these things, they wouldn't have cheated in the first place.
thebestwooods 7
I don't even want to vote on this FML because that was the best reaction that could've happened to him so it's not FML and he definitely did not deserve it.
chicagossirish 7
now let's learn about law suites, boys and girls
crudeandrudeguy 29
Uh... What?!?