Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake. My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML
Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I rented a holiday cottage, assuring the owner I was a very tidy person. Then I sliced my finger while cooking and got blood on the kitchen towels and the cream rug, then the wound opened up again during my shower, I didn’t notice and now there’s blood on the white bathroom towels. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by cooking dinner. As I was chopping onions, I cut my finger and started bleeding everywhere. She walked in, saw the blood on the onions, and almost passed out. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
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Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
Doesn't matter, had cake.
SkoomaKi 28
It was an honest question. Either a cake that has taken a while to make, ruined, or a little cut... You'll live OP, unless you have an artery in your finger.
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Comments (113)
The_Hitdude 12
I hope to God you're not implying that she's a nun, because we literally went through this a couple of hours ago. It's called a Hijab. Read her profile for goodness sakes. Staff, please leave this on here so people stop asking this ignorant question.
Heinousness 0
77, that's racist. READ THE PROFILE BEFORE COMMENT ON THEM!!!
Heinousness 0
78- how do you know it's called a hijab?
docscientist 10
Unless you were gushing blood or cut deep, nicking your finger isn't really a big deal.
docscientist 10
On top of that, 77 also doesn't know the difference between moral and morale.
breefrank 4
Big deal. You'll live, drama queen. The cake, however, may not have been so lucky.
brokenheart10 0
The husband should stop being a sponge and harden up to eat that bloody cake.
Heinousness 0
82, way to be a grammar nazi.
Heinousness 0
OP: hello husband. I just finished a sponge- *slits her hand and cries out in pain* Husband: holy shit!!! Are you okay? OP: i'm fine, thank you Husband: not you!! The sponge cake. *sees a drop of blood on the cake* Husband: you ******* clutz! I spent all day wanting to bite into that cake! OP: it's just a little blood. I can just get rid of that little spot- Husband: NO!!!!!! MAKE ME A NEW ONE!! OP: that'll take five hours. Husband: do it!! OP: okay.*to herself* I won't make a new one. Sorry if I got carried away and ended up being to mean in the dialogue.
tensley5822mom 0
Sadly I was thinking the same thing.