Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML
Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Top comments
Maygen 5
look on the bright side, lemon juice tends to cauterize cuts
hj5 0
ouch but at least your cut smells lemon fresh.
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Comments (66)
killerviral 0
lololol your fault YDI 1st that mustof felt good
Neall_fml 0
oouuuchh that sucks
Secret_Fire_King 0
YDI for trying to infect your cut, but instead cleansing it.. Stop bitching.. Your life isn't ****'d, your Workplace Health & Safety course is.. Seriously.. WTF are they teaching you over there?
jakeidk 0
wow! really?! fyl because you got lemon juice in a goddamn paper cut?!? WTF?
sasonzal 4
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totes_sucks 0
Who reads cutting a finger at work whilst chopping vegetables & assumes paper cut? Idiot.
dragonwarrior 3
Paper cut? What the hell did you read?
rhodium 0
Paper cut? Dude, whatever you're smoking, you gotta lay it off.
42billybob 5
you don't chop vegetables with paper.
Averizzle 0
win ^^
asiansensation09 1
#35 chill out damn
hey123hey123 0
35 your a bitch stfu
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
dudeee shut up.
WtfLoser 13
Aw :( You poor person >.
Pointy130 0
At least it wasn't used to wipe jalapeño seeds off the counter, or something.
xxmarlboroxx 0
where did all the comments go?
HotpinkKitties 0
Yeah, where ARE the comments? 'cause this is rofl FUNNY!!!
Magichacker929 0
deep deep inside Rosie O'Donnells ass.
561Girl 0
Be a man! I'm a girl,
ThuNDeY 23
What does your gender have to do with this?
azreal_13 0
how is this a fml? it's not like the pain will be there forever. grow a pair and suck it up
bugmenotmofo 34
it dosent have to be your whole life, its just something you say when some thing bad happens
Metzler31 17
seriously dude. are you like ******* emo or something? that hurts a lot!
lem0n_fml 0
Because every single FML contains life-altering consequences, right?
RavenBurga 0
your DP is fitting.
pooptastgood 0
hehe!
darkmis1 18
What happened to all the comments?
pride90 0
awwwww...poor u
brettski55 0
what the hell? I had first and had like 10 people pissed at me lmaoo
jakeTS 0
this is so classic!