Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Parents love
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
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Comments (208)
Mossygirl357 12
That is so wrong! I would dump him and find someone better.
sk8rdud3 24
What. The. ****.
duhdarling 11
If I were you, I'd run. That's creepy on so many levels.
Charles900 16
Wow, that's just insensitive, disgusting, and completely ****** up.
CaroAurelia 12
Okay, this is the grossest thing I've ever read in my life. My advice: Dump him now, find some brain bleach, and when you're done with it pass some on to me.
weveallbeenthere 30
hopefully he was watching **** before you walked in, and your mom's picture just happened to be what was on the screen.
thenewgirl29 20
Dafuq?
AydenCasey 2
Break up with him.
Staresti 6
I first read this as "his dead mom" and I was very very very concerned.
glabberfasted 16
... I hope even after re-reading you're still very very very concerned.
Staresti 6
Well yes. But it was worse the first time.
ihatedouchbags 17
I don't understand under what circumstances can someone press YDI?!!!! I mean how does OP deserve this? How can this be OP's fault???