Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
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Comments (208)
orangeshels 19
As disturbing as this is I'm also very disturbed by how many people think jacking off to a photo of someone who was alive and is now dead, is necrophilia. It's not. If the photo was of her dead body it would be. Necrophilia is an attraction to corpses. The photo is most likely of her alive and well, before her death.
1dvos_grl3 21
Put him in a psycho ward. clearly he needs help.
Nina825 21
Why you still calling him boyfriend ??
Kandolo7 6
Weirdest FMLs ever come from Texas, definitely !
DrummerWS 23
That's so wrong. Run!
SadisticKittyCat 9
WHAT
bbrynnaa 28
Ex boyfriend you mean ?
syed121417 22
I have to admit, it's creepy. But hey, if she looks like you, it doesn't surprise me all too much.
jakeyjakey1232 9
Hahaha!! This is really funny. Hours of being turned down? Why couldn't you take no for an answer the first time and leave it?
dantedevil 12
Oh that's nasty.