Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
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InVenereVeritas 0
USAF_girl 3
That is just plain nasty! He has some serious mommy issues......eeeewww.
drcool41 0
at least it wasn't a picture of his dad
drcool41 0
at least it wasn't a picture of his dad
jongface 0
oedipus complex . . .
samandian 0
technicaly not an oedipus complex is the story Oedipus hates him self for f*****g his mom and having kids she stabbed her eyes out... how did he get the pic any way... if she gave it to him who's messed up in the head now?
ratso820 0
photoshop his fathers head on it and put it back
ratso820 0
photoshop his fathers head on it and put it back
Pawned71 0
Speaking of OEdipus
JennaMason 6
good one ;)
Evolution95 0
wow jenna u are really hot!!
flammenhund 4
its obviously a picture from the internet.
sparkz2010 0
six feet under the garden
jrsgreenfire257 0
Ahahaha its funny because your a MILF
jrsgreenfire257 0
Comment 60...
swagerific227 0
maybe his mom's a milf
Drikstar 2
haha
Drikstar 2
haha to 204^^ and I agree
toatsMAgoats 5
Dude your a creep.
Miss_Michaela 10
O.M.G. You sure the photo is of his Mother?
banana_buddy 6
WINCEST!!!
KayBizz 0
that ************!
breena25 0
MILF! MILF!! TOTAL MILF!! or in this case: MHLF
AZMarine 0
OP, ydi for looking
TheShadesMaster 0
I smell a 3some
Dennisse_47 17
hahaha 170, I laughed harder than I should have when I read that. lol
sappy0 5
Holy God OP, just RUN FFS!!!
olbrocko 0
justinfailz 0
lmao
ahhmusic 8
I love you for saying that :)
imaboss_69inital 0
was she hot?
stingray626 0
that is down right disguisting u gotta pervert on ur hands hahaha u should hide it nd see how he reacts lol
Hunter148Cassie 0
There's no "I" in disgusting.
Hunter148Cassie 0
There's no "I" in disgusting
Link_Asriel 0
Actually there are two "I" in disgusting
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
win.
daydreamerxo 5
ew...
stingray626 0
that is down right disguisting u gotta pervert on ur hands hahaha u should hide it nd see how he reacts lol
lilmzdana 0
WTF?!?! ... run away noooww
TheIndieStar 7
Oedipus complex?
ZeeBest86 6
I was thinking Sigmund Freud...