Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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Top comments
rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
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Comments (208)
speakfreely 21
This made me lose my appetite
mrdvs31 3
no words
ljrdz 7
trailer park........
lindaholmes 4
So ******
AwesomeAnyway 10
Wow, that is awkward.
baxwar 15
What man denies his girl sex Seriously though how do you manage to deny her sex then jack off Especially to her dead mom Like shit that's pretty desperate in my eyes
glabberfasted 16
You should look up the term necrophilia. Might explain a few of your confusions.
thecrizzy 16
I really don't even know what to say... I mean he turns you down for sex and then decides "yeah it's get off to this pictures?" Hope he's no longer your boyfriend.
noellebelle626 19
That is so ****** up.. I don't even know how to respond to that
xMaeLA 24
Sorry about your mom! :/ I hope by boyfriend you mean your ex now. He shouldn't have disrespected you in that way.
Cebolamole 13
I'm going to guess that it was a really old photo of your mother and you two look a lot alike, and he thought he was masturbating to a picture of you. Am I right?