Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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Top comments
rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
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Comments (208)
colvindj 22
you gotta have a talk with him cause that's just ****** up.
dragonballz57 9
********** to his a picture of his dad
cheeeksss 29
Fantastic idea. That should definitely resolve the problem.
dragonballz57 9
When doesn't it?
1dvos_grl3 21
#122 you have major issues..
AutisticAbyss 10
Its a mad world. Sorry about your mom OP.
WitEluded 13
Man, even from beyond the grave parents be tryin' to stop their kids from gettin freaky
drosek89 20
I was just about to go onto the next FML, but I had to come back just to thumb up this comment lol. OP I'm sorry about your mom, and about your boyfriend. I would be enraged about the sex and the picture.
WitEluded 13
Haha, thank you. Don't know why you got thumbed down, but I set you back to neutral
thawny_fml 21
Ex-boyfriend now right? Right?!?
grogers311 20
How long till this generic comment dies? Although I agree, he totally should be an ex, but this response wore out a couple years ago
Derpinboppin 13
in many cases it seems generic, but it definitely fits here
duuinit998 10
Shouldnt have turned him down guys do weird things when theyre horny
iiTzNeeNerz 26
So it's her fault that her boyfriend is twisted enough to beat it to a picture of her deceased mother? What you're saying is that she is supposed to agree to sex with her boyfriend every time he asks and "guys do weird things when they are horny" is your reasoning? Are you ******** me. There's weird and then there's sick.
sirrubberduckie 37
Yes #19, it's definitely women's responsibility to have sex with men so they don't jack off to pictures of dead people. You should write a handbook so more people can profit from your sagacious advice.
sunnyray812 42
Actually, she was the one turned down.
Redneckmonster63 4
From the way op was talking I think she was turned down
LittleBells 17
Thanks for the insight
earljonez 22
Get the hell outta there before he tries to turn you into a coat
SarcasticShade 16
Where did that come from?
laden_swallow09 35
Silence of the Lambs is my guess.
magickitten 26
I'm not sure which I find most disturbing.... The original FML or #23's thought process?
sunnyray812 42
If that's not the definition of creepy, I don't know what is.
TDog3337 12
Actually digging up her mother, than proceeding to...I'll just stop there
oobergoober89 16
Dumb his creepy ass and get someone better
alexismw__ 9
* dump