Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Top comments
g0dless 15
Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!
Dramori 29
Pee off the balcony onto the teen!
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Comments (113)
ChenEighty 20
Maybe the bastard just really, really needed to pee.
chosha_fml 27
He didn't really, really need to pee into a car.
ChenEighty 20
And I really, really wasn't serious.
perdix 31
I hope the teen was a girl. The idea of a girl climbing up and squatting through your car window is so bizarre and unexpected, it's almost worth having to clean up the pee.
Catkam623 27
Can girls aim? I've always wanted to know that.
cieloalicia 16
Kind of. Not like guys though.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well, judging by public toilets guys have pretty crappy aim anyway...
maosquare 18
Those darned multiple streams...
FitForFun 11
So you were pissed off cause your stuff was pissed on? This just sounds like urine a bad situation.
londoner86 13
Erm sadly they probably wouldn't pay out. OP left the car unattended with windows open. Same as leaving your front door open and then getting burgled. Sorry OP, but YDI.
CharresBarkrey 16
19 - Are you serious? It's still very much illegal to burglarize someone's house if their door was open. It's also still illegal to vandalize property if it's left unlocked.
PhotoSmith 25
Always keep the windows closed, or only open a crack. Worse things could have happened.
whatthefreshhell 15
You should've peed on them from your balcony.
2757240 12
If op has full coverage it will be covered regardless of the window being down. The part that would pertain to is if op left the vehicle running unattended and somebody drove off with it.
soccerstar1996 18
It's illegal to burgle or vandalize anything. But at the same time leaving a window or a door open in an unattended car is almost like inviting morons to do it
2757240 12
When I was 8 I went into a warehouse that the door was left open and ended up being charged with breaking an entry along with grand arson 4 days later