ChangMu
Des Moines, United States
Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WhyGod
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
abutorac951
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Creamed
Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
UGH
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Memory loss
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Matt
United States
Pissed
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
maddie94
Australia
Stained
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
It burns down there
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
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zingline89 18
Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie
Dramori 29
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...
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Comments (65)
laurenlovesjb 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Do you change your underwear?!
londoner86 13
You can use that stuff everywhere - for acne, grazes, rashes of all sorts, whatever. Diaper cream is just a name, get over it :)
londoner86 13
You can use that stuff everywhere - for acne, grazes, rashes of all sorts, whatever. Diaper cream is just a name, get over it :)
JadeWinter 16
For tattoos too :D
superBeannn 2
It's just a barrier cream. That's all.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
I agree 19. Also, hemorrhoid cream can be used for bags and drooping beneath the eyes. I'm sure there are lots of nontraditional home remedies that may seem weird but work wonders.
ThePsyche 9
Considering your profile picture #1, you must have someone change yours for you, eh?
stzmel 7
21 - absolutely. I tatooed myself recently and I have to use that kind of cream all the time. Unless OP is using it for it's namesake purposes, I don't see the FML in this.
feelingold 18
Hey there 19. Anywhere? I think I might just give that a try.........
zingline89 18
Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie
poopsi 19
Don't Pamper him! He's a big boy now and doesn't need mommies Huggies. >:(
DocBastard 40
Is this OP's fault? I guess it Depends.
ComoEsJuan 24
There is no need to jump to any rash decisions now, folks. I know everyone Luvs to assume things, but hey, lets give OP a break.
TheDrifter 24
Pull Up your chin OP, you'll be ok.
flockz 20
don't judge people with diapers! they let you rest CareFree and without worry during the night. Always.
groovycrazyjoe 18
always someone who start the puns lol
Dramori 29
Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...
Wizardo 34
Stop being such a big baby... deal with it.
RagingWill 17
Adult diapers, eh? Me too..
noelasis94 18
Welcome to the real world sir, or madam. On the bright side no one knee it was for you, so no jokes from the community. Plus will Ferrell said peeing your pants is cool or was that Adam sandler?
adam3650 12
It was Adam Sandler in Billy Madison. And if Billy Madison says it's cool, then it is.
Ameel_fml 19
If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.
iLike2Teabag 27
What? Is that not normal?
Enslaved 38
That's what many of my friends used to help heal their freshly new tattoos. :P
your_ma 27
You might want to wipe your ass properly. Also, shower more. Although I sense this is probably for a tattoo or something. I use bepanthen for mine and that's meant for babies bums..
monnanon 14
my husband used that for his tattoo too. i dont like thr smell of that or sudacrem and the house was stinking of it thanks to him and my baby son lol
liss0711 10
My tattoo artist recommends aquaphor. Works great, and no funky smell.
perdix 31
Ass Wiping lessons will work out cheaper in the long run. Go to Craigslist and find a teacher there. Avoid anyone who tries to get you to commit to a long series of lessons -- you might end up captive in a disgusting sex dungeon. . . or so I've heard.
icemand90 17
what do you mean Capti- *cough* yeah.... that's right.... captive....
rg350dx 29
^ you should probably get that checked out
RedPillSucks 33
Perdix. Spending too much time with Kay?