Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
g0dless 15
Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!
Dramori 29
Pee off the balcony onto the teen!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (113)
MDTeddy 13
What the hell is wrong with that kid? Next time record it and put it on youtube so he gets noticed.
MuseFan1991 14
fair enough, it's still vandalism even though the window was open, but what I don't get is why OP left the window open and then went upstairs in the first place?
mkcherry 14
I don't think leaving your window cracked is a reason for someone to pee in your car, no one deserves that for anything. I leave my window cracked just so the car isn't stifling hot but then again i live in a good neighborhood and park in my own driveway with no valuables left in the car. how far down was your window if some asshole could pee in it? if you had good aim you could have and should have hurled something at the pos.
gators1995 30
I need to keep a BB gun next to me on my balcony so if I ever have that issue then problem solved.
jreid21 6
You weren't helpless. You could have easily grabbed something heavy and chucked it at the sonofabitch.
wjh100 13
ehh most vandalism policies I've seen only pay out 250 so that probably wouldn't even cover the seat. sorry op
londoner86 13
#20 and others - ummm I wasn't saying it's legal, I was saying that plenty of insurers won't pay out on a bunch of policies covering vandalism, theft etc if you've left yourself open to it... and I say that from bitter experience! Sorry folks I'm afraid they're b*stards but I guess they've got to make money somehow and not paying fools like me and OP is a good place to start :)
freshko21 6
Wtf is wrong with that teen? A normal teen would have just stolen your stereo or something geez! The world used to be so much simpler back in the 00's
davincidasecond 24
And why was your car window open ...?
dakatabg 31
If you see this kid, show him who the boss is