Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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g0dless 15
Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!
Dramori 29
Pee off the balcony onto the teen!
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Comments (113)
gimmicksz 9
I say ydi for leaving the window open
citygirl28 11
Hey guys! call your insurer and ask if they'll pay out your home contents insurance if you left your front door open! assuming you've got insurance. mine is void if I don't lock BOTH locks. (that's right, if I lock only one I'm not fully covered.) #20 you could try the "it's illegal" line, see how that works for ya
chosha_fml 27
You didn't exactly deserve it, OP, but who leaves their car windows open?
johnnyboy7 5
Rodl 27 you set the warehouse on fire?
feelingold 18
Aw it's good to see all the readers here have so much faith in insurers... Touching really... I'm afraid when you get f*cked in the future you'll find the world owes you little and insurance companies owe you even less. And sorry 20, the kids may vote you up but the BIG THUMB OF THE INSURER will vote you DOWN if you leave that front door of yours open. So watch yourself.
ratorr2 23
People are idiots if they think YDI for leaving your window open. It's like saying you deserve to have someone shit in your living room because you left your front door open to let some fresh air in. It's not like you left the keys in the car with the engine running at the local Kwik-E-Mart. Also, balconies aren't always build directly over your parking space, so I can understand "watching helplessly from the balcony". I think it's time to get a BB gun for people like that.
peachykeenLNG 13
That's when you set off your car alarm and scare more than pee out of him!
Silvershell 1
I certainly would feel pissed.
groovycrazyjoe 18
are you people serious peeing in someone window is not a normal crime window down or not
krapula 4
That's the deductible. Not what they pay out.