Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Top comments
g0dless 15
Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!
Dramori 29
Pee off the balcony onto the teen!
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Comments (113)
angelitared 27
What the hell is wrong with kids these days!!!
Zimmington 21
They have piss poor parents.
seniorchang 16
When it rains, it pours. Keep your pecker up and remember that when life gives you lemons make some lemonade.
stevothedevo 25
That sure would be some tasty urinade..
fuckmylife518 15
That's what you get for leaving your car window open. YDI
crob730 3
Go buy a bb gun. Or slingshot.
skyeyez9 25
Too bad you didn't have a BB gun with you at that moment.
jeepers_1 21
Probably should close your windows next time! Helps prevent shenanigans from happening!
nanner42 13
Should have peed on them
nicole_2792 8
I get that you live in Canada. But that does NOT mean it's safe to leave car windows open. :|
Yelement 7
Oh Canada, such lovely people we have here...
goose12321 11
What the ****'s wrong with people?! Ok yeah he left his window down, but he shouldn't have to worry about someone pissing in it?!! What ever happened to having respect for other people and their things?!