Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I was at the park and needed to take a piss really badly. I opened my car door and stood to pee, but good old Mother Nature ran by and the wind blew it all into my car. My entire driver side smells like pee. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Top comments
g0dless 15
Helplessly? Couldn't "throw" down a flower pot or anything? Come on movies have taught us better OP!
Dramori 29
Pee off the balcony onto the teen!
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Comments (113)
SwtCherryPie 26
YDI for leaving your windows open. Thats just stupid.
goose12321 11
Yeah, because everyone expects their car to get pissed on if they leave a window down....
2757240 12
Fail(x)
2757240 12
Will some one please turn though into through, thru, or threw idc which but its bugging the shit out of me, not typically about grammar obviously but **** an "r" makes a huge difference
EvilUndead 9
40, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
2757240 12
Nonsense
Uhscanherdarklee 10
I kinda see where 19 is going. I know there are certain restrictions on what an insurance company will cover. Like if you put a new deck, speakers, dvd player etc in your car, it has to be specifically installed by a professional or it won't be covered if a burglary occurs. The insurance company doesn't count it as part of the car, just property in the car which many don't cover without specific requests. I actually think failing to lock your doors or protect against theft can cause an insurance company to not payout. Doesn't mean the offender didn't commit a crime, you just might not be covered for it.
MrsDepp 12
Why would you leave your window/s down...seriously
silvanawernli 5
YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING....!!?!
grumpybr 13
Should have filmed it, trying your best to get his face, and post it on youtube. That would probably get him so embarrassed it would teach him a good lesson.
finch01 18
drop of water balloon on them
xRezSynn 15
Close the windows next time.
Glitter_taco_ 10
What did you do to him?!? I mean he didn't seem to happy, a little too pissed off
hessel 13
you could pee down on his head.