Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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UGADAWG34 0
she's a **** if she leaves you for that...
SillyAsh 0
I'm sure if she really wanted to be your girl, she wouldn't dump you for farting. I fart after sex and in the mornings with my boyf. It's not a big deal.
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Comments (116)
roseglass6370 0
If she dumps you for that she's not worth it. If my boyfriend did that I'd probably just laugh because I'm immature like that. Who cares? Everyone does it.
Boomi 39
Same! Why does everyone make a big deal about farts? We all do it.
jsmith1199 4
did your mommy come in and kiss your tummy and make it all better?
Lorraine_fml 0
if she's really gonna dump you just cuz' you farted, she's not worth it.
lexxi_fml 0
hehehe #18. :)
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
what the hell happened to #18
F14Shado 0
Tummy... Fail. FYL just for that.
louisianagrrrrl 0
well she's not worth it if she'd dump you just for that. it's a natural thing you can't help.
Kdc__ 0
Yeah i agree. "tummy ache" ? if a guy said that, that'd be all it took for me to dump him. unless he was joking of course.
LissaMccracken 23
That's a stupid reason to leave someone. You kinda sound like a bitch, just saying.
BritneyLeigh 0
if she breaks up with u over that u can defiantly find someone better
brkn_hearted 0
if she loves you enough, the fact that you let one go in her presence won't make her wanna break up with you.
dan81892 2
...at least you got some.