Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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then000bster 16
Say hello to the twins for me!
theaaxis 27
I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.
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Comments (95)
prljm10 10
Time to move out!
Maren61 10
That will be something you never forget:/ lol
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure years of therapy will cure that. FML has made me want to change my profession to Therapist. Cha Ching!!!
Zebediabolical 45
If she wants to jam out with her clam out then you should rock out with your **** out. It's all fun and games until you sport wood. Then it's uncomfortable for all involved and clothing becomes the house rule again. I hope.
Fedezzer 20
"We all came into this world naked"... If that's saying we should feel natural being naked in public, well, it's a terrible argument quite frankly. If we all came into the world wearing Chinos and R.L. we wouldn't be reading of people being horrifically disturbed by their parents prancing around in onesies, would we?
ohmygasm 1
Be happy that you don't have bible thumping biggots.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
She's trying to get you to move out obviously. Get a job and rent an apartment. Problem solved.
rt567 15
*pulls out the brain bleach*
Ray_of_midnight 23
I realize we're all having a metric assload of laughs with this, but how's her mental state otherwise? Is it possible that her newfound lack of inhibition is the result of some form of dementia, perhaps early-onset Alzheimer's?
LyraAlluse 25
My mom walks around naked in the morning all of the time. She doesn't even care if the windows are open. I feel your pain OP. I have to deal with this too.
MackAttackkkk 12
Are you a dude or a chick?