Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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revcanon 0
eh...you are probably the only person in the world that knew
babybubz 0
*boing*
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revcanon 0
eh...you are probably the only person in the world that knew
Tikwichka 5
Not now :-)
PhattySaxx 0
was the company director female?... and perhaps good looking?.... or was it a man, and you have some supressed feelings, you might need to tell your parents about??
me199 0
You should have just tucked it up in your waistband
hellokittywhore 0
what I wanna know is what exactly did he or she shake?? your hand or your hard-on? I really wish these peopl would elaborate.
Philosophic 0
"Hi, let me introduce you to my little friend..."
is300k 0
and finish in the belly button? yea right
ohhbaaabbby 0
daaayyyuuuummm :9 hahahaha
evan_789 7
The Game!!!
drilher244 0
damn boy! u didn't do the ole " tuck it in your pant waist " trick! damn rookie!
themikal 0
YDI for having public Jimmy Sections. Just modify the position of your little friend.
KGirl123 3
what's a hard ?
why_do_i_try 0
@KGirl123 it's not like having something called a hard on you. It's when a guy's penis gets hard. Hence the term: Hard-on.
benito_fml 0
kgirl--a hard is a BONER
angeluv_2014 22
@phattysaxx why would he need to tell his parents??... sounds like this guy is a grown ass man therefore capable of dealing with his sexual feelings without the assistance of his parents... not that homosexual thoughts can even remotely be assumed from this FML. you sir made one dumbass comment
pepetto 0
he probably liked it
eeeeeeee 5
what kind of thin fabric are those pants of yours that it's so damn visible?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Unless you're wearing a chastity belt, it will be pretty visible...
ad_astra_taurus 2
it's the pleats
Freeze_fml 17
#4 is a girl. Mystery solved.
IDOLGIRL 0
oh,man....sucks to be you
ShutterSp33d 0
Uh oh.
babybubz 0
*boing*
aardvarkish 17
je suis choqué
maskedman 9
this is a good thing. it just means you're excited about your new job. see if you can still get an erection after a year of going to the same job day after day after day after day.
karamelkream 0
Niiiiiiiice XD
perdix 31
It would have been OK if you were in the blow industry.
WhatANoob 0
LOL
viper63 0
what a way to make a first impression lol your fat
Metzler31 17
tuck it in the wasteband, man! it will never fail you!!!
XDNurse 0
what if it can't reach?
CleanSheets 0
ha
assasin_fml 0
Metzler31 17
ha that was mean