Today, for the first time since my partner moved in with me, I did one of my favourite things: I bought some nice cheese and a bottle of wine and went on to People of Walmart, just as I do every month or so. He called me a disgusting human being and went for a walk two hours ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I texted my partner that I was “on my way.” I then sat on the couch doomscrolling for another 25 minutes. When I finally left, I ran into him in the parking lot, holding groceries, staring at me like I’d just lied for the fun of it. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
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thatoneguy500 8
What the hell. Who buys fancy wine and cheese for watching the people of Walmart.
ShortieRose 30
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life!
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Aylla89 3
You asked for it. It's one thing to do that in private since I'm sure we all have secret asshole superiority complex activities, but it's best to keep that private with a partner. Some people don't like assholes or judgmental assholes. (or who they perceive to be) He has every right to be with someone that's not, and you have a right to your activities. In other words, you shouldn't have to change who you are or what you do and neither should he change his standards imo. However, I can see his point and side more strongly. There's a thing right now on FB where it says "Can someone tag x, I'm looking for them." captioned on a photo of a person who is either OW, fat, ugly, disabled, inbred, or maybe all of them combined. Just like PoWM. Point is to society they wouldn't be deemed attractive, and they are being mocked, face on display and all. At the very least, blur their face if one is going to be an asshole about someone unfortunate looking. Loved ones have said that some of those have been found and harassed irl over those pictures. Sorry if that sounded jumbled, but I was trying to be fair to OP as well as his partner.
Mudge 11
I don't understand, can someone explain what it means to "go on to people of walmart"?
Cali 57
"People of Walmart" is a website that OP likes to visit.
lilithfury 23
Maybe because that makes you look like a horrible person.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you buy cheese and wine just to visit a website, I think that's a sign that you need to get out more and interact with the world.