Today, for the first time since my partner moved in with me, I did one of my favourite things: I bought some nice cheese and a bottle of wine and went on to People of Walmart, just as I do every month or so. He called me a disgusting human being and went for a walk two hours ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I texted my partner that I was “on my way.” I then sat on the couch doomscrolling for another 25 minutes. When I finally left, I ran into him in the parking lot, holding groceries, staring at me like I’d just lied for the fun of it. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
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thatoneguy500 8
What the hell. Who buys fancy wine and cheese for watching the people of Walmart.
ShortieRose 30
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life!
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Comments (62)
0utland 18
He seems like someone that takes everything all too serious..
chessu 21
Look, I don't live in the States and I've never been to Walmart nor the website, but I've seen some photos here and there and I mean some of those people really truly are ridiculous.Though, it's not for me, I can absolutely see why someone could visit the site to cheer up, and for you it's an event with cheese and wine. Are you telling me you wouldn't look someone with four back boobs and skin coloured tights that make then look naked while buying 70 litres of Mountain Dew with a little bit of disgust? Yeah you would. The OP isn't insulting anyone to their face, they presumably let them live in peace, it's just something they do in their free time to relax. I am truly surprised by the offended people in this comment section.
Kitsi 14
He's right, you're wrong. POW is just elitist garbage. Think about what you said. You literally get nice cheese and wine to celebrate looking down on other people. Get it together,honestly. You have very serious moral defects.
vennie1978 0
If this is a common ritual for you, and you do it about 1-2 times a month, yet he didn't know about that part of you, perhaps moving in together was a rather premature decision on both your parts?
Ultimate_Batman 28
ya digski fam?
polsen4273 8
Well I can see both sides. Everyone (at least everyone reading these comments) can relate somewhat to relaxing by doing nothing but read about/looking at losers online. But that visual of my partners idea of a good time may cause me to think hard about my life decisions and just how I want to spend the rest of my life.
tak7871 10
I stopped going on people of Walmart when I found a picture of myself but still he left with no explanation he should at least talk it out.
dubstepp 15
Dump him!
Nikitasue92 7
do not give up things you enjoy just cause he's bein a jerk!
kristinjeaneen 21
How does that make you disgusting? I would've grabbed some cheese, poured myself some wine and sat with you laughing at People of Walmart.