Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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cmb87 0
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
mhinton6 0
that sucks... but thank you for sharing that and making every other guy out there feel a little more secure lol
WildBill1337 0
i can relate to this poor chump.
kahaari 0
#201 so your a tiny virgin too?
the_awesome 0
#44 is right, except for the pre-marital sex thing, pre-marital sex is good and lets you know what you want and the guy who wrote this, just remember the ********, and all will be good
pinkpiggy77 0
Surely that's not true... your mom's seen your penis before!
cforcatastrophe 0
Maybe he's gay? That seems a lot more likely...
piderman13 0
being a virgin is awesome (:
dweeman 0
thats unfortunate but get over your penis size and get something doesn't matter to everyone
dizzzane 0
the whole doctor laughing thing isn't even the disturbing part... kinda scary to think you blew through your adolescence and twenties without one single hook-up. just out of curiosity, are you abnormally ugly or something?