Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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lazyyygirl 0
30 year old virgin
Newo_fml 0
You're a liar. This is retarded.
crack_fml 0
SMALL ******* ****!
hellFighter 0
If you were 20, I would have given you FYL for having bad luck. At 30, it's basically your own damn fault. YDI.
delphina 0
9, that line is obviously from a Daniel Tosh show.
wtf_cupcakes 0
It's kind of pathetic how people say mean things about this. Even if you have like, the WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS, some woman out there will still like you. I hope you find her. :]
crushedchris 0
Awww. :/
Cormophyte 0
Put down the sandwich and/or pick up some weights. Nobody has a good excuse for being a virgin at 30 unless they're disfigured or deformed, and even then...
HeroicDude 0
That's not true, I'm sure plenty of women saw your penis when you were a baby. *snort* PAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAH
f_ckkl_fe 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAH. damn it must suck to be you =/