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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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get a hooker

Seriously, why is the majority here being such a jerk? I personally think that there is nothing wrong with being a virgin; no matter at what age. As for that doctor, she is really unproffesional and, to me, she doesn't deserve getting paid as a doctor.

Probably one of the saddest FMLs I've ever read.

buffalosaurus 0

If you go 10 more years without having sex, there can be a movie made about you

randomchick1901 0

Epic Fail. lol.

wowfmlife 0

cool

you poor bastard.....

sorry dude...

That's very unprofessional. And get a fricken male doctor for that kind of stuff.

I call bullshit, a doctor would've seen his penis at younger ages.