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Anonymous United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rukusrazor that just made my day

LMAO u got a tic tac dick

You're 30 and you've never had your penis checked before? Have you NEVER been to a doctor before in your life. This FML is total bull shit.

Was it cold In the office?

lol, thats pathetic!!! you must be seriously unattractive to women.

It's not about size it's about how you use it. Don't listen to these jerks

wow; i feel bad for you.

I think you should check out Andropenis, it worked for me, and can surely work for you. (http://www.andropenis.com)