Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Misha_fml 0
Oh damnnn. You know what they say about muscles - use it or lose it.
stratttt 0
#212 FTW
maddog_fml 0
#80 "I'm not in any particular hurry to have sex (but I do like knowing the fact that if I had really wanted to, I could have already). I just want it with a long-term girlfriend yet I'm also not looking for a long-term girlfriend" Hahahaha!! Stop the bullshit!! You just can't get any wet pussy dude! Yo OP!! Don't worry, your doctor is a bitch. You will find a nice woman who will take you the way you are and not on the size dick you got.
DeuceMacKenzie 0
I will bed you :(
vicious_fml 0
I'm sorry this happened to you, buddy. I'll sleep with you if you'd like. :D
awhcrapp 0
Uhm I'm thirteen and have screwed 6 girls including a 16 yr old.... Getchu you some dude.
unknownimous 0
Wow ! So amazing boy ! That must have made your life way better than his, yeah ? By any chance, are you Justin Bieber ? Cuz you're so lucky to have screwed a 16 year old ***** !
unknownimous 0
/irony
Xeeon 0
YDI
seayjoel 0
Damn i've heard of people getting slain by there teachers and friends but your breaking new ground getting slain by your doctor
annieannie 0
AhahahahahahhahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the BEST!
egaonogenki 0
Back in the day, your mom never changed your diapers nor bathed you?? You mean a woman OUTSIDE your family, right?