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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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f_ckkl_fe 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAH. damn it must suck to be you =/

lmaooo thats embarassing as hell imagine out of all the dicks that doctors prolyl seen urs was the smallest aha failllll

This is obviously a fake FML ... yur hurting :

Oh that's BS. You should have stopped before the snort and laugh.

@21 Please, there's other things a guy could do to make a chick ******. http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=oral+sex

ilovefmlife 0

30 year old virgin!

MochaBlues 0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sorry, but... dayum. That really sucks. :'3

Ladiesman420 0

Dudeee u really gotta get some action!!! It makes you feel so much better, and you can just work your way up from a lil **** to a really hot girl :P And BTW there plenty of pills for ur junk!

wowfmlife 0

#191 Condoms are against Catholic religion

wazza_fml 0

i'm so...so sorry