Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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lmftnod 0
I call BS so hard on the only person to ever see it.
lmftnod 0
only woman*
Go_Home 0
His penis, his choices, his life. Not yours :) So cut him some slack.
ichigolyn 6
Totally FML worthy. Can't believe the lady laughed at you though, that's sad.
normandin131 0
Dude that really sucks. I couldn't imagine having my doctor laugh at me because I had a small penis or anything else about my body. Must've been pretty harsh. Btw #220 could he be talking about just in his adult life? Or another scenario is that he had no health care as a child so was never able to receive check-up's.
kissmeimkati 0
Awww, that's sad. She should have been professional; doesn't she see lots of penises? Pretty bitchy. I guarantee not all women will react that way.
CADEJ 0
One word dude, Viagra.
omgitsseejay 0
your doctor is a bitch. was it at least cold in the office? that would've been an excuse...
Scorponok 0
Your mom didn't even see your penis? How do you take a piss?
pounchooutz 0
wow....wow dude im 16 and i jst got my first handjob your 14 years older than me and this is the first time somones seen your homeboy well just to let you know i still love you
unknownimous 0
Looks like you haven't had a spelling lesson yet though...