Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
kerrygirl 13
don't you mean 'our' two month anniversary?! and anyway who celebrates monthly anniversaries?! isn't the whole point of an anniversary the fact that its annually?! unless of course you don't think you'll make it a full year....
Shadic 0
It's typical for younger couples to do such. In my past relationship, we'd often try and visit each other on whatever "Monthiversaries" that were convenient, as we were semi-long-distance. (Two hours away in College when neither brought a car with us) We lasted two and a half years. Ended up breaking it off because she was a bit of a loon. But that's unrelated!
lsucheer 0
Your pretty.
Cat_Daniels 6
You must have never had a boyfriend before.
jloveee 0
fyl because he is a psycho
broken_chaos 0
Run.
SpaceBoyy 0
Good idea. come to the moon with ne OP
allmidnighteyes 11
At least he didn't carve it into his dick. Take what you can get, hon. You got yourself a keeper there ;D
Ajjas013 6
Alan, if his dick was big enough for him to carve it there, she wouldn't be complaining.
zethioth 0
At least you'll always be part of him?
royboh 0
People do these things because people celebrate weekly and monthly anniversaries.
Twigz666 18
Normally they don't carve each other's name into their legs. Not quite on the "to do" list for my next anniversary.
cerebellum_fml 0
That hurts. Its like some dumbasses burning them selfs with paperclips and trying to make scar-tattoos
Body_Soap 0
Umm? My boyfriend and I both have hearts on out hands. we did it with a paperclip. There's nothing WRONG with it. Same as a tattoo. Geez, you people really need to get out more.
Maxine17 8
Or maybe you should get out more instead of carving symbols onto your hand? Because nothing screams "Psycho Lovers" more than scarring (Y)
Jessie5099 0
uhh yeah we're the ones who need to get out more..good one.
mannix_fml 0
lol. You guys so crazy!
CyclonePsycho 1
Um, Body_Soap, just because you and your boyfriend do it doesn't make it any less... psychotic. I think YOU need to get out more. o.o; And while you're out, please pick up a psychiatrist. Oh, and some bread. Thanks.
rick_james_b17ch 0
did this guy by any chance pee on your leg in the shower to claim you as his territory?
Kronic_Kitten 0
lol
Sprinter136 2
At first I thought he WAS going to piss on her when she said he lifted his leg.
Niki0308 0
178- it says pant leg! not leg
Gen_Knowledge 0
This is madness. No, this is psychoooooooooooooooooooooooo
rick_james_b17ch 0
This is SPARTAAA!!!
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I LOVE TETRIS! also, lol.
lolzforfun228 3
FYL if this is true, but it just sounds so much like bullshit...
Shadic 0
Obviously you have too much faith in the human race. Try lurking FML more often.
PhoenixFiend 0
I know a few people who've gone to this extent. Doesn't sound fake to me at all.