Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
killurbeer 0
Mommy...........can i go out and kill tonight
riotshields 4
Maybe he's depressed and cuts or something.
moonlight_daze 8
Maybe he’s too broke to buy a tattoo or something.
RatIsKing 0
sounds just like do I creep you out by weird al :D
voveraite 7
It depends on your guys age: If you're under 16-17, there is a chance he is not creepy, so you can look for other signals. But if he's approaching or over 18, RUN! No way someone past the depths of adolescence crisis can do this without having other serious issues. This does not necessarily mean he'd see no problem carving you too, perhaps he realizes he has this right with his body only, but he has hiiiigh chances of becoming an abusive control freak, and stalker material when you dump him.
tmanapoo 0
He is very phsycotic
MisterZzyzx 0
Dump him while you can. He'll probably try to carve his initials into YOUR leg next.
perdix 31
Before you marry the guy, make it clear that when you carve your names into your kids, it's going to be you first, then him.
TenebrificTurtle 0
I guess he really showed you. That is creepy. You should leave.
CatherineARE 0
sooooooo..............is he like emo?
Ranoona 0
omg im now officially scared of your boyfreind *shivers*