Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
arissia 0
Well.. it's the thought that counts. You might want to think about not being with him anymore.
Peroxide 3
fml indeed. I predict an even bigger fml when you try and leave him. "Today I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He chopped off his arm and beat me with it. FML"
teethsoup 0
ps what do you do with this ear as a present
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Damn. That sounds like a Mortal Kombat fatality/hara-kiri.
Bloodknight 22
Bitch best run while you can...
redbluegreen 41
Initials? My ex best friend carved my boyfriend's whole name into her leg to get him to go out with her. Oh how I don't miss being thirteen and being "in love". Too much mutilation.
Peroxide 3
So did it work? I've started writing her name but there's not much point in finishing if this kinda thing doesn't work. Although only having Sam instead of Samantha could have future implications...
redbluegreen 41
I'd go for Samantha, not just Sam. Long names are sexier.
monster_tamer 11
Holy kau! Well, I can see why she's ex-bestfriend now, but still... 0.0
Silentknight 0
my ex girlfriend did that, in a very private area. makes me smile to think of the surprise her current and future boyfriends will get :)
startafire 0
Restraining order time. And possibly a good time to move to that other country like you've been dreaming of... Yikes.
anjyu22 0
The scariest part about this story is all the comments that say "Oh yeah, my ex totally did that too!"
lololol111 0
why's everyone ripping on him , that's chillll
jemma_aussie 0
what a great present ? lol, but that would hurt....
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um, get out. Now. My friend's ex did that into his arm to try and get her back. and now he has her name emblazoned in a huge scar. This was after about a year, but it was a messy breakup from what I understand. That was last year and he still has no girlfriend from what I understand. Eh, he was odd anyways. So that leaves the question, what will he do for 3 months? O_o