Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
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Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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pitbulllove 0
Ummmm, although the thought is nice, I think a tree or a rock would have been a more aproprate canvas. I think I would really worrie about dating a guy that carves himself.
1Tsk 0
ooow that's so sweeeeet
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Comments (273)
NdnStlkr 0
How sweet of him
SushiChef 0
There is no such thing as a two month anniversary... and you are dating an idiot.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Are they still fresh? If so, kick the cuts!
kombucha_fml 8
this is so sexy!
phoebatron_ 0
Kinda creepy.
jeane123 6
Cuuuttteee!!! :) How is this an FML thats pretty romantic!!! :))
DeathShad0 1
jeane, are you an idiot? When people do that it makes me think they're mentally unstable. And they probably are.
your_mouth 0
YDI for celebrating a 2 month "anniversary". That doesn't even make any sense.
beethoven_fml 0
wow sounds like a catch i mean like a virus or something good luck ever getting rid of him
TenebrificTurtle 0
EITHER WAY, no matter what starts cutting the fact that he felt they were close enough for him to scar her initials into his leg shows he might have a mental illness/obsession with her that might not be all that healthy. After two months, getting the tattoo of the person you love is psycho enough, but hurting yourself to show your affection is strange.
White667 0
Seriously, LEAVE HIM. That is a warning if you've ever seen one.