Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML
Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML
Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
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facingforeverr 0
change the batteries
PsychoMerk 0
Josh, sweetie, do you need a hug? :] because you seem awfully irritable 9_9
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Comments (161)
Anteezy 7
Stop feeling sorry for yourself I'm sick of these kind of FMLs, FMLs are supposed to be funny anecdotes, about random things that happened and spoiled someone's day. Not the pathetic whining from a needy and emotional kid.
THEoliveira 0
#48 on pg one is soo tru lol. were IS snickerdoodles
TRK212 1
I'm sorry . . . I just deal with problems like that by saying I'm gonna runaway anyways and never show up again . . .
id0ntn0_ym33 0
aww, maybe its just broken...don't feel sorry or bad, just smile it's the nicest thing you can do for yourself!
FerrariCake 2
You're obviously relying on the wrong kind of battery-powered object to fill that "I need some attention" void. Ditch the kid toys and get yourself a grown-up lady toy. And keep the batteries charged.
Myntee 0
i second that
ayjayyuk 0
fugly
sandyman000 0
**** u 13 thats mean and i hope everyone hates u. ps its alright just a bad day.
tiberio_fml 0
wow that sux
doglady 16
You need a dog.
Sipos 0
Awwww. That sucks. I'm sure it's just out of battery or something though. Hope you're feeling better :)