Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.
TylerOMFG 7
Mom attacks with the cockblock!
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Comments (132)
charvisioku 22
How pathetic.
DocBastard 40
A sexy sleepover? You mean you were going to make a blanket fort and tell ghost stories with a flashlight and stay up late talking and giggling? Or do you actually mean a fuckover? Maybe he didn't want to come because you called it a sleepover.
WitchyWife667 5
You forgot facials and pillow fights
fergnasty 14
Agreed. Calling it a sexy sleepover is about as mature as his mother is treating him. Well played mom!
Bajee 10
As long as he's in his mothers house, it her rules.
Quest_ 13
Tell his Mum there will be no sleeping involved. Problem solved!
viper_dlh04 1
Ask mommy if he can come out and play.
loserman67 36
MOMMA'S BOY ALERT, MOMMA'S BOY ALERT! Better think about the future with this guy. Next thing you now, you're married to him, his mom is moving in with the two of you and no matter how hard you try, you can NEVER do anything thing right as far as the welfare of her Baby-boy is concerned.
Senseless_487 29
I dunno about that. I've been told that many women judge men based on how they treat their mother. If that's the case, then being respectful of her and her wishes can be beneficial, not detrimental.
xrudeboyrock 29
I think it's understandable if he's still living at home. While she probably knows he's not a virgin, it still makes her uncomfortable to know he's sleeping over with a member of the opposite sex.
Ins0mau 20
Why would you've uncomfortable that your 21 year old son is having sex?! That just baffles me...
xrudeboyrock 29
Well, some parents are more 'friends,' than others, and encourage and talk about sexual activity with their kids, but in my experience, most prefer not to think about it beyond 'the talk.'
bambie5956 3
Uh oh! You have a mommas boy on your hands. And mommas boys don't make good husbands. Trust me!!
chisty87 16
And how the hell do you know that?
bambie5956 3
First off, you don't know what in the hell I've been through. Second, don't speak to me in that manor again.
Senseless_487 29
That's right. The acoustics in those huge houses are terrible!
CharresBarkrey 16
Yeah, 49, don't speak to her in that house! Someone clearly doesn't understand the Internet.
RedPillSucks 33
@74 - She said "don't speak to me in that manor". Obviously she's a member of the 2%. I live in a McManor (That little house in the McDonalds playground. Yeah. That's me).
perdix 31
Why's a 21-year-old asking his mom's permission? Sounds a little fake to me. I'm thinking "he's just not that into you" and making his mom the bad cop prevents him from rejecting your offer directly.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Some 21 year olds actually know about this little thing called respect. While I was living under my parents roof i didn't quite have the freedom to do whatever I wanted regardless of my age because it was their house, their rules. I wasn't happy about it but I abided by them, out of respect for my parents. You can't just assume that he's a mommas boy or that he's making excuses... That's not always the case.
perdix 31
Yes, I understand why they can't have a "sexy sleepover" at his mom's house, but he should be free to stay out without permission. Of course, it would be respectful to let his mom know he's going to be out for the night.
Grauncho 27
Today, I realized that despite the fact that my girlfriend finally got her own place, my mom won't let me sleep over there. I'm 21. FML