Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.
TylerOMFG 7
Mom attacks with the cockblock!
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Comments (132)
wvcheesehead 13
Why would the moron tell his mom he was going out to play hide the sausage anyways? What did he think his mom would say?
sol_darklord 9
personally I'm a mother's favorite as well. I'd tell my mom... but hell she'd pay me to stay out for the entire week if she could. She's offered more then once to pay for gas to go she ex's that lived in other towns.
duan 2
His mom just doesn't want grandchildren lol u know that u not going to just sleep
QfiggyQ 10
Sounds like my ex. Good luck with him!
Dcm210 19
Sounds like he needs to man up.
ToastyTheBeast 4
My bf too...he's 26
JEHughes 13
You deserve it for dating a 21 year old mama's boy that can't make his own decision's and still lives at home. Either that or he has another sleep over date already and has a really bad excuse
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Is it surprising that this doesn't surprise me? My friend is 22 and he has a curfew and is practically controlled by his parents. Had an ex like that too except he took momma's boy to a whole. New level -.-
dabeast15 7
COCKBLOCKED!!!
angiebabiexxo 1
That's normal if he still lives with her she's a good mother. My parents are the same way.