Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.
TylerOMFG 7
Mom attacks with the cockblock!
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Comments (132)
flashflare 1
Depends on the context of his current situation. If he's 21, at best he has a degree. Otherwise he's still in college and working away at that degree. All it takes is him getting you pregnant and then things happen. Maybe if he was 23-25, then yeah he's too old. But at 21, it's still debatable where he is in life.
doglady 16
Dude. You're dating Wolowitz from "The Big Bang Theory."
TcheQ 12
YDI for having poor taste in sissies?
Lilithslabyrinth 0
God forbid someone waits till marriage !
Nissi 17
If he's living in her house, it's her rules. If it's otherwise, then that is kind of silly.
Perrydox 5
Don't blame that mom that's his fault.
mcar 13
Same. Asian parents though. We can't leave until we're married!
papi_dulce 1
I'm sorry Op I know the feeling. my girlfriend is 20 and her mom (who hooked us up btw) constantly cockblocks me. she let's her stay till 1 even on days I work but anything after is a no go. my advice is tough it out if you really care and get his mom to love you and it will happen eventually(unless she is a religious person who cares what others think)
fulgura 10
There's a lotta "boy" in that "friend"...
Shade1982 21
Wolowitz? Is that you?