Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Top comments
BlowinChronic 18
Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.
TylerOMFG 7
Mom attacks with the cockblock!
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Comments (132)
cloth101 5
I don't get why everyone is saying that he should respect his mum's rules?? He isn't having HER over to stay. Why in earth shouldn't he spend at night at her new place? It's not like he's having a one night stand she's his gf!
nmlutgen 11
Hahahahahahahahahaha, enough said.
doglover100 29
He is a mama's boy.
vbmg152 19
His Mom is right & he's right to listen to her!
CrookedCook 14
sure there's all this issue of trust, but I'm gonna be devils advocate here and say mom did have a good idea of what is to be expected from the young couple for their "sexy sleepover"
Abracadavre_fml 9
Momblock.
kayaker83 4
I'm guessing he lives at home?
doodoo10 10
hey I know how it is to live with over protective parents... so I can totally feel for him..
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
I wasn't allowed to spend the night at my bf's place either, not even after becoming engaged. We were together for 4 years and I was 23 years old. I recently moved in with him:) My parents weren't too thrilled.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmfao. Sad day. **** that, he should go regardless.