Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML
Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, the laziest person in my department came and complained to me, while I was working, that they didn't know why we were so far behind today. Then they went to chat to their friend for 45 minutes. I know why. FML
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Top comments
YayFlameWarz 9
Uganda be kidding me!
hansbo 6
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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Comments (289)
hansbo 6
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
XxDevilxXGt 26
That would be awesome, no one in Africa, then I'd move there for some peace and quiet! :D
washingtongirl 8
Because your friend is dumb, your life is F'd? How about the people in Africa you were talking about?
domking1315 20
Yeah i dont see the problem. You only have to move over a seventh of the world's population, find enough inhabitable land for them to live on, and spend trillions to give them basic needs. Your friend should run for congress cause that plan is foolproof
nublets 12
Id say move to a different one, but you only have 7 other choices in the whole universe. (recent fml reference)
SmallBean 12
If you don't want to live on this planet anymore, then why don't you just leave?
facilitator 0
Better yet, all americans move to Africa. We stimulate the economy and eventually make it part the union. That's right all of Africa. Of corse while we're away we'll need somone to house sit. So we lease the U.S. to mexico. The can't keep up the payments so we take back the U.S. and Mexico to cover their debt. Now we have U.S., mexico, and a brand new Africa.
zachherbert 10
That's kinda what it is now...
Alelol 3
How bout we just learn how 2 spell first :$
xStaciexLynnx 15
You used 2 instead of to and complained about spelling. Seriously?
hotscar 3
25, in reality, if you took every person in the world (or north America; I can't remember which), and gave them a 6x6 area of land, you could fit everyone in the state of Texas. The problem isn't overpopulation; the problem is spreading out more instead of having everyone crowded in cities while there is so much rural land that can be populated
brenkite 5
Me neither
OHai15 12
Omgg... Your friend is stupid... Thats something i would ask if i was 5......
Isabelleayema 0
6x6 what ?!? 6x6 feet, inches, miles, yards, kilometers?!?? WTF
dudeman1212 22
But how will all of this stop Kony! Lol
nick347b 6
I see what you did there
youjustmademelol 4
#24 I agree. Omg my friend is dumb, so, what does that do to you?
eurostar710 11
You were talking about Kony, weren't you?
rahrah765765 11
Were you the stupid friend?
holly1398 5
wait-- y can't they leave????????????????
nalia18 8
What the actual ****...
ulis_fml 6
It worked for the mexicans
guitarbeast 22
Am I the only one who got the Futurama reference 1 made?
hellbilly205 17
No 197 -_- you're not the only one if you were there wouldnt be any thumbs up on numbers 1's comment
I_Hug_Cats 26
Patrick star would approve.
devilcb 5
Yeah you can go with all the hippies to mars
Blueglasscup 18
I have a friend that asked if we could visit the night market in the morning. She was actually being serious.
ilovedinosawers 17
Amen
wallandpiece 16
If you don't like Earth, then you can just GIT OUT! (south park reference)
Zeppelin1969 5
I hope it wasn't about Kony bullshit
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Excuse me #260, kony "bullshit" your just a perpetual ass hole aren't you!! How would you like to be kidnapped, forced to kill your parents, and then become a soldier of a vicious army.? I don't think you'd like it very much unless you were a sick sick bastard.
HamoneLamone 13
If this planet is so bad, why don't we all just leave?
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Stupidity, at its finest.
pinkcrayola 0
And we thought the 8 planet girl was dumb.
Wederoney 16
The problem with these people is that they are so dumb, they don't even understand how dumb they are.
HeartOfLead 24
By god! Your friend is a genius!
Meme1988 18
Stupidity knows no limits, or its ignorance as well?!
SuperKnuckels 6
The UN and other countries have sent foo and supplies to Africa, you know what thy did? they shot the hell outta them and thats why people dont care because they dont want things like the "Black Hawk Down" incident occuring.
Justin23L 2
Seriously, kenya believe tha?
sammyscrazza 6
Thats not really an FML
YayFlameWarz 9
Uganda be kidding me!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
No
FMLsOhilarious 6
#4 Fail.
skitzofunia88 8
No ma'am, you fail
domking1315 20
Definately a fail since people are liking the comment
immaMonsta 8
I thought it was pretty witty.
domking1315 20
Btw i was being sarcastic
nofearjenshere 12
41- Really? (BTW I was being sarcastic)
desireev 18
63- Every time you comment, it's always a smartass comment. Why not say something nice? The commenter was clarifying that they were being sarcastic because nobody was getting it. There's no need to be rude!
VoIdemort 0
STOP KONY 2012
akaMachine91 1
Niger please
Luunatic 13
Nice pun!!! Lmfaoo haha
akaMachine91 1
Aww man, my first post and it gets deleted/moderated... It was this: (A country in africa starting with the letter N that rhymes with tiger) please
akaMachine91 1
Ill try this one instead: "Nigeria please" (is that okay FML? Please)
grahambertus 11
Im Ghana be serious with you, these puns have got Togo. Zimbabwe.
AustinG95 4
I enjoyed all of those puns.
Pinkfl0yd 9
Somewhere Zaire's a comedian getting new material.
cheaptrix 6
No puns about Egypt? Tut Tut Tut
Heinousness 0
Kenya believe it?
FYlife604 18
I'm going to assume you are white Americans who live in the burbs/ rich part of town
jarlaxle1138 3
Way go be stereotypical!
jarlaxle1138 3
*to be. Oops, not sure how that happened.
fetalmatter 0
And I'm guessing ur a black immigrant who followed his advice
Justforlolz 14
I'm going to assume you are a complete ******* idiot. But some part me knows that it's a fact.
teddy4nyy 13
Seriously, Kenya be more stupid?
unoffensivename 0
You gotta be Africken kidding me.
danishbagel 3
Annnnd... pun butchered.
unoffensivename 0
Is it too late to go C-Cccombo Breaker
airforce987 20
How about a C-C-congo breaker? :D
ieatmusicxD 0
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lrgenesis 19
I'm trying to add to the puns but there's nothing really I Congo on... The window left for puns is getting quite Guinea. I guess I'll keep moroccan out to my music while reading the other comments.
lenamartinovic 13
100- your pp goes perfectly with your comment.
teddy4nyy 13
You guys are acting rather Senegal.
airforce987 20
Have any of you guys ever Benin a combo like this before?
emeraldisle 30
You need new friends.
myanginski 0
U need to get some friends!
stiansr 8
*Facepalm*
KissMyButtocks 6
No words needed
shaner530 0
This isn't a FML. You just have stupid friends.
bubbs5 3
kony 2012
perdix 31
That's a Sam Kinison bit.
Halti 4
Perdix, I've been reading fmls for awhile now and I always see your comments. They make me laugh so hard haha keep doing it you'll get noticed soon!
twilightluvr101 4
89, get noticed soon....perdix is like an fml celebrity. Look at peoples profiles he's always on their ” things/people I like”, along with Docbasterd
Halti 4
eh see i knew it? i just love seeing your comments everywhere there so differently funny with some random connections. glad your noticed!
AdamBasebal69 0
OP- I'm pretty sure that Kony is part of that problem. :) ahaha
alexup24 13
perdix and docbastard comments next to each other, docbastard is winning...
BeefyQueef 5
93 = noob. But I suppose we were all there once.
LadyGore 12
I thumbs down you whenever I see your comments because personally I think you sound like an idiot 90% of the time.
zombicidal 11
lets take a look at the FML hierarchy first we have the mods rule #1 DONT **** WITH THEM then we have docbastard and predix and I guess boners before he died next come popularish regular commenters like myself and a few others that don't make it onto the favorite commenters list often then there's the normal folks that come to grammar nazi And the n00bs that try to hard come last (I really need to punctuate this)
zombicidal 11
*too hard damn I was in a rush to type this its full of bad grammar
ladyLALAA 29
Lol at your food chain description, and your reference to your bad-self!