Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML
Today, I was called everything from a communist to a nazi to a national traitor for suggesting that kids shouldn’t be forced to recite the pledge of allegiance at school until they’re old enough to truly understand what it means. Someone even threatened to kick my ass for speaking up. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?
WompWompWomp123 7
Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?
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Comments (74)
Fernando83 19
What was your argument?
Somuchart 3
That ***** real!
Ambient25 25
Gonna be a lot of "car accidents" on the news...
Damian95 16
I'm sorry but Brian Griffin supported a lot of ideas that would mean everyone in the world would think the same way. That sounds more pro illuminati than con. They wouldn't take him out if he supported their ideas.
Ambient25 25
Unless it was disinformation! Dun dun dunnnn
CarbonCoach 11
I thought you were talking about brian in family guy. I was confused there... Yup I know nothing :/
sierramist94XD 4
it is Brian from family guy...
incoherentrmblr 22
It's always the illuminati...
ChenEighty 20
They had perfect right! Brian Griffin was a danger to the sanctity of the government. Clearly.
caohm 18
that's right! and now that a fictional tv show character is gone nothing stands in our way!! YOUR GOVERNMENTS SHALL FALL!!
Kamon97 23
And Brian is an atheist right? It all makes sense now! :o
kinky44 28
I was gonna say FYL, but then I thought: paper? Who cares
Ambient25 25
A rock cares
SnoochBoochie 14
Beat me to it. Guess I'll cut out now.
WompWompWomp123 7
Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?
You_Screwed_Up 7
Brian Griffin hit by a car, Brian O'Connor killed in car accident a few days later. Totes illuminati bros!
sunnyray812 42
A belief is a belief. Your classmate should've accepted that instead of throwing things at you like a little kid.
JesterJosh 5
I read this and thought of some friends joking around when OP walks up and acts like a douche saying that's not true and gets all serious so they threw a paper ball at him. That would explain the situation better. Or OP was getting trolled.
HowieDoIt 21
Does he know the show creator is Seth Mcfarlane, not Walt Disney?
Ambient25 25
That's what they WANT you to believe......kiflon.
angelitared 27
Wtf is up with these generations!! God help us all.
sempiternal80816 9
The Illuminati doesn't existttttt
ChenEighty 20
Why so many ttttttts?
sempiternal80816 9
U don't understand. If PMRants decides to use this comment, he's gonna have a tough time pronouncing all those T's.
Enslaved 38
Don't be so "Third Eye Blind".
cyttex 13
That's what they want you to think 9.
DavidKnows 11
That's right! We don't exist.
angelitared 27
Wtf is up with this generation? God help us all!!
Sinistra_Blue 12
Just add, "That's what the government wants you to think." at the end of every statement to make it sound like a conspiracy.
perdix 31
"It's what *raise eyebrow* THEY would have you believe." By not identifying "they," it's makes it creepier and more credible.
little_one1 14
Your comments were already creepy before that!