Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
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idk_rose 25
Hakuna Matata
TomeDr 25
Just hide the bucket.
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Comments (37)
lexred 30
Tell him that its unhygienic and also tell him not to be so lazy.
jeffprobs 29
Family are the craziest people you'll ever love, you want to hug and strangle them at the same time
Mathalamus 25
Some habits are hard to break.
atlien247 16
I guess old dogs can learn new tricks after all.
hellnosucka 27
he just created a new level of lazy.
lahutchins 23
I bet if you dump it on him he'll stop.
writerchic85 26
Get rid of the bucket
theinfiniteend 21
You should pee in that bucket too
samlovesham1234 9
They say Old Habits Die Hard. I guess new ones do too.
RnLaLa 6
Ugh, patients at work do this all the time. Even if they are healed enough to walk the hall, let alone to the bathroom; they still will use a urinal and call for me to empty it. We take it away at that point.