Madison Gliosci
Today, I’m spending my 21st birthday in the hospital getting a colonoscopy and endoscopy. Happy birthday to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I miss bread
Brisbane, Australia
Pile on
Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML
theark
What a way to spend the day
Today, I was informed by my proctologist that my colonoscopy has been rescheduled for my birthday. FML
Apolline
France
Anyone fancy a pint?
Today, it's my birthday. It's also the day of my grandmother's funeral. I spent most of my 21st birthday in a cemetery. FML
buymeadrank
United States
Special day
Today, it's my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears, and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML
Anonymous
Birthday Boy
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Leah Magers
United States
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
sick in Vegas
United States
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
welp24
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
ER Birthday
Unhappy Birthday
Today, I got home from the hospital. Yesterday was my birthday, and I got a piece of steak caught in my lower esophagus, resulting in a trip to the ER and an overnight stay so they could put me under and fish it out. I’m not allowed meat for a month while they find out what caused it. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I’ve heard that some people want anal on their birthday. That’s a pretty creative way of getting it ;)
DMA 11
Ah, a hypochondriac’s dream birthday party! Happy birthday, OP!
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Hope you got good news, and were able to get wasted before the day ended! Happy birthday!
DMA 11
Ah, a hypochondriac’s dream birthday party! Happy birthday, OP!
RichardPencil 32
I’ve heard that some people want anal on their birthday. That’s a pretty creative way of getting it ;)
Charlie Given 28
Been there done that(on my 28th and why do doctors always want to schedule on your b-day)no ******* fun and then the present the ya get is none stop burping and farting,let me guess were they checking for Crohn's or UC 😟😵😰
thatslifeiguess7 16
I'm the 17th I spent my 21st pregnant. Happy birthday
draghkar 18
You should have convinced the doctors to high five for an “Eiffel Tower” photo.
weeping_willow 25
I know how you feel. I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy done on Valentine’s Day two years ago, the ONLY year my boyfriend and I made plans to go out. Hopefully they don’t find anything, good luck OP!!
fabs1171 23
Ah, bowel prep. The gift that keeps on giving 💩