Anonymous
Sunday funday
Today, my 6 year-old daughter decided to let out a loud fart in the middle of a quiet church service. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lambeaster
Washington, United States
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
FattestUgliestPerson
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public, she needed to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
n/a
United States
Mambo number 6
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
potatoebee
Clover, United States
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
deerling
Phoenix, United States
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
JacksFarts
United Kingdom
Never trust your anus
Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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Brightside86 31
That's what you get for pushing religion on children...
The_Real_Cvh 10
That’s right. Blame her.
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The_Real_Cvh 10
That’s right. Blame her.
Brightside86 31
That's what you get for pushing religion on children...
Crowned Sataness 12
6 is entirely too young to consent to being drug into religion. also she's 6 she's a baby
Hangryko 32
Kids are going to fart. Can't deal with that, get a babysitter.
Yudith 28
Isn't that what Sunday school is for?
ODBeefalo 10
pretty sure you can't blame your daughter... it was inside God's house, and God is the one who makes decisions for mankind, your daughter was simply the conduit to pass on God's will. Or the devil did it, I am never to sure who is responsible for what and when with religion.
spinningrecords 14
6 year olds love to fart, and churches echo so now she has a new hobby. Good luck.
Blobby McGee 5
Like a boss!
tiptoppc 21
She’s not the biggest windbag in the auditorium though…
idragosani 17
That's a rite of passage for kids under 10 and just as important as Bar/Bat Mitzvah or Confirmation.